It's better to be lucky than good... (contd) 
Updates July 30th 2022  V010 WORK IN PROGRESS - Please submit edits and suggestions at any time
This is NOT a Russian bot or propganda post, but an effort to wind back this misinformation and presumpotion and balance the reporting of Putin's psychotic folly in Ukraine ... and the reality of Zelensky's brilliant PR and imagery. Nothing is ever quite what it seems.
This analysis is from "our own correspondant" - a Czech expat with extensive connections with 
and experience of "cold war" Europe. Everything is based on verifiable 
facts; some dots are joined with  extrapolation triggered by numerous 
flashing red controls of inbuilt BS detectors, finely tuned by years of 
practical experience living under a wide range of political regimes. 
There is uneasiness about the situation in Ukraine - it has never seemed quite as clear cut as many wanted to make it seem - which was based on the demonisation of Putin and Russia and barely questioned beatification of Zelensky & Co. So then...
Zelensky was elected based on his promise of:
1 fixing up the Ukrainian economy by getting rid of corruption;
2 sorting out the disputes with Russians;
3 popularity as a TV comedian and a star of a show where he plays a good guy, a brave reformist president.
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His
 approval rating when elected was over 70%. This soon dropped to over 
20% as disillusion set in, when it became obvious that none of the 
promises were kept. The nation started to realize that instead of one 
corrupt oligarch, it now had an inept  corrupt would-be oligarch in 
place, especially when Zelensky’s name appeared in the Pandora Papers. 
It became public knowledge that Zelensky owns (via offshore trusts) 
three significant luxury properties in London, which he absolutely would
 not be able to afford given his income as a comedian and a president.
But
 the clock was ticking for Zelensky. The opposition party was starting 
to give him a hard time. From the other side, the hardline nationalists 
did not take him seriously when he travelled to Mariupol to try to 
persuade them to stop shelling Donbas. In fact, they laughed at him as 
being “gay”, referring to some of his earlier comedic shows where he was
 dressed up in leather garb and high-heel shoes.  
At the same time, the 
Russians grew increasingly upset about Ukraine not adhering to the Minsk
 Accords, a set of agreements brokered by France and Germany, designed 
to sort out the unrest between the ethnic Russian minority in the east 
and south and ethnic Ukrainians in the west and north. He might in fact 
have earnestly tried to ease the tensions, but the nationalist leaders 
consisted mostly of hardcore football fans with swastikas tattooed on 
their arms who had no time for a Jewish boy in high heels. 
As if
 this was not enough, he had the CIA on his hands, those nice lads who 
organized the Orange Revolution in 2014 when a democratically elected 
government (but, sadly, pro-Russian) was deposed with a little help from
 snipers provocateurs from nationalist militias. The president of Ukraine at that time was Viktor Yanukovich, who was a successor to Victor Yushchenko, famous for having had an attempt at his life by poisoning with the same chemical that was used in Agent Orange.
Interesting, he was also a governor of the Donbass region. He was 
replaced by an oligarch by the name of Poroshenko (Zelensky’s 
predecessor) who was in bed with the nationalists. One of his noble 
deeds was to proclaim a guy by the name of Stefan Bandera a national 
hero of Ukraine. Bandera was leader of a terrorist organization who 
fought on the German side in WW2 and even after the war terrorized the 
local population of Poland, eastern Czechoslovakia and the western parts
 of the Soviet Union, killing about 50,000 civilians for no other 
purpose but to cause civil unrest in order to destabilize the postwar 
order. BTW, my late father, who was drafted to the Czechoslovak military
 in the early 50s told me some stories from the times they were sweeping
 the forests in search for the Banderilleros. They were renown for their
 cruelty. But I digress…
CIA continued operations in Ukraine 
after the coup, training the nationalists under various banners, most 
famously the Azov Batallion, whose insignia contain unmistakable German 
Nazi symbols (which, btw, were removed only recently, approx 3 weeks 
ago). 
The existing bio labs from the Soviet era have been repurposed
 for military purpose of NATO. Under CIA oversight, NATO became openly 
involved in supplying the Ukrainian army with weapons and training, with
 an openly stated aim of eastward expansion. 
The so-called Azov 
Batallion is the largest of nationalist militias and used to operate 
independently, although openly armed and trained in the west, most famously by Canada, where Ukrainian operatives with Nazi symbols of the Azov Batallion on their camo uniforms have been photographed alongside 
regular Canadian special forces. It was absorbed into a regular 
Ukrainian army prior to Russian invasion. Interestingly, there was a 
“retired” Canadian general who was amongst the captured fighters from 
the Azov steel factory in Mariupol. He is now in jail in Russia, 
probably awaiting a Putin’s show trial after his victory.
Azov made little effort to play nice ... a video from 2018 that cannot be embedded:- https://youtu.be/meWM4lChqy4
And the youth camps...
Against
 this backdrop, Zelensky started to feel rather cornered. With Nazis at 
his throat at home, Russians getting increasingly frantic (over 15,000 
Donbass Russians killed by Azov Batallion’s shelling) and CIA’s 
arm-twisting, he was facing a growing unrest by his own population, the 
very people who voted him in. 
But Ukraine still had some good 
assets: plenty of gas, some oil, solid industrial base from Soviet times
 (including a factory making the world’s largest transport aircraft - 
originally designed to transport the Soviet space shuttle, a project 
abruptly discontinued after the collapse of the Soviet Union), and of 
course enormous, sprawling, fertile fields capable of feeding the world 
with quality grain. 
A perfect base for prosperity of the largest
 country in Europe, populated by mere 40 mil people. But, sadly, also a
 perfect base for high-flying international scoundrels. In the absence 
of solid governance, made possible by the population’s zero historical 
experience with democracy and lack of quality leaders, the country has 
become a haven for all that is wrong and evil of contemporary western 
elite. The news that all the country riches are up to grabs have spread 
like a wildfire. 
The vultures started circling in, high-flying 
thieves taking working holidays in Kiev, departing with lucrative 
“deals” involving selling favours. Sex tourists taking advantage of 
impoverished, unhappy population and beautiful Slavic girls. For 
example, Hunter Biden who had no prior experience in running companies, 
nor any education in the energy field, nor any knowledge or association 
with Ukraine, was appointed a director of Burisma Holdings, a Ukrainian 
gas producing company, with a salary of $1mil a year. The sole reason 
was the fact that his father was then vice-president in the Obama 
administration. The reason for his employment was obviously in order for
 this company to have access to the US policy making. It is difficult to
 determine what kind of effect this access could have been and how it 
might have affected  US energy self-sufficiency - that’s beside the main
 point. 
In addition to becoming an Eldorado for white-collar 
shady deals, Ukraine has also become Europe’s largest black market for 
weapons, many of which ending up in the world’s hotspots and arming 
terrorists everywhere with modern weapons courtesy old Soviet stockpiles
 in combination with modern NATO armaments.
The pressure on Zelensky was enormous. 
With
 time running out before being deposed and possibly tried for 
corruption, Zelensky had to act to save himself. As an interim measure, 
he had the leader of the opposition party arrested, and the last 
independent media closed down, including two television stations. 
This
 did not stop the widening divisions in the nation, exacerbated by a law
 discriminating against the use of Russian language, the vast majority 
language of Donbass and Crimea, and spoken by 30% of Ukrainians, 
including Zelensky himself. The law was enacted by parliament  still 
controlled by adherents of Zelensky’s predecessor, Poroshenko. Zelensky 
was against this, but did not have enough power to overturn it. (He’d 
probably get killed if he tried, anyway; the Ukrainian neo-Nazis don’t 
muck around.)
Zalensky found himself alone, cornered, likely to 
be either deposed by force or in the next election. If that happened, he
 would be facing jail, and he could kiss goodbye his luxury real estate 
in London and all the trappings of high-class living, including shopping
 at Harrods, having suits made at Saville Row and rubbing shoulders with
 the rich and famous. He knew he was about to lose all that if he did 
not act soon.
Meanwhile, the prime minister of the United 
Kingdom, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has been having different 
kinds of problems, a result of numerous personal scandals and 
substandard governance, alienating him from the UK population, worn out 
by the covid epidemics and its aftermath. He, too, was looking for a 
miracle solution to save his political career and moral standing as a 
person. That would be unacceptable for Boris and any other 
self-respecting narcissist. Having written a book about the life of 
Winston Churchill, Boris dreamt about being just like his personal hero:
 the celebrated saviour of the free world! But instead, he was facing 
ignominy. Time was running out and the Partygate affair brought this to 
light. 
So what did he do? What did *they* do? I am sure you know where this is heading.
The ultimate mutual admiration society
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1 Zelensky’s role 
(after all, he was a skilled and experienced actor famous for his 
impersonation of a heroic president) was to provide a war that would 
provide sufficient distraction from domestic problems, for both 
partners. 
2 Johnson’s role was to provide quality PR and 
material support for the operation, as well as British passports for 
Zelensky and his family so he could go to London to enjoy the lifestyle 
of a war hero and champion of democracy, Churchill style.
The war
 was triggered by pushing the Russians over a tolerance limit. They were
 almost there by a fine margin, watching the domestic situation in 
Ukraine evolving beyond control. Zelensky knew exactly where the red 
line was. He started to grow a beard in preparation, amassed a large 
army at Donbass border and spoke loudly about the need of Ukraine 
joining NATO, including placement of nuclear weapons in Ukraine 
territory, a sacred right of an independent country. 
This was a 
 major red flag for the Russians. Remember what Kennedy did when the 
Russians wanted to place missiles in Cuba. Would the US tolerate their 
adversary having nukes in Mexico? 
Predictably, Russians invaded 
Ukraine. Overnight, Zelensky changed into sexy camouflage outfit and 
showed the world his new persona of a heroic wartime president, his best
 lifetime role, this time on the world stage.
Having gullible 
western politicians, the useful idiots du jour, giving him standing 
ovations in all western parliaments must have been an exhilarating 
experience by for Zelensky. But how about the pesky opposition at home? 
The opposition party, the second largest in parliament, demanded 
negotiations with the Russians. This, by the way, was the same party 
that demanded that the Minsk peace accords that Ukraine signed under the
 patronage of the Germans and the French be honoured - obviously this 
must have been a treasonous act by Ukrainian standards.) The leader of 
the party was already arrested, now the party itself was banned and all 
their assets confiscated.
(Interestingly, in her recent speech, 
Ursula van Leyen waxed lyrical about the Ukrainian heroic fight for 
democracy and the need to support it. That really should come as no 
surprise, given that Ursula herself was not democratically elected by 
the people of EU. Obviously, that’s not how democracy is supposed to 
work). 
The plan worked perfectly. There is no chance of an enquiry to 
Zelensky’s financial affairs. His popularity at home is surging. They 
might yet erect some statues for him and name some streets or towns 
after him.
Johnson has survived his Partygate scandal and shaped 
himself into a Churchill-style wartime prime minister, saviour of the 
free world. (Somewhat less persuasively than Zelensky, but not a bad act
 for a budding actor.)  And never mind that the free world was never 
really threatened. The gullible population of the UK and EU, looking for
 an outlet for their pent-up anger for Covid and economic mismanagement,
 got their whipping boy: Putin and the Russkies. And immediately started
 to experience the uplifting warm glow of belonging to the masses, 
suddenly re-united by a shared hatred. This will be especially useful to
 prevent or deflect social unrest in winter when the energy crisis 
properly kicks in.
Meanwhile, Putin was paying attention, and has managed to manipulate the sanction-spanking, to wage economic war on Europe 
and the whole world. The West's own goal? As a result, the price of energy has skyrocketed 
and Russian exporters are facing a windfall in revenue. He had cut off 
Russia from western banking system, so that the west is now facing 
unprecedented inflation while the rouble is surging to an all-time high,
 backed by gold holdings that he has so patiently amassed over the years
 and that he now can’t export even if he wanted to, because of recent 
western ban on gold imports from Russia. The sanctions must be really 
hard on Russia, considering that Argentina and Iran now want to join 
Russia, China and India dominated BRICS, and India is laughing all the 
way to the bank, basking in the warm glow of burning cheap Russian oil 
and gas, as well as reselling it to the stupid EU at a great margin.
And meanwhile, Ukrainians (and Russians) are being killed in a useless, unnecessary war, and the country is being destroyed. The
 country shall be eventually rebuilt, with much fanfare, with your 
taxes. Numerous monuments and memorials shall be built to the many 
thousands of people who had to die to save the careers of two politicians with hugely questionable motives and morality.
PS and oh, I forgot to mention the windfall profits of the mostly US defence 
industry, which had been looking for a good war to fix up their 
dwindling profits, a hangover of Trump’s irritating peace-making era. With half of 
the US congress owning stocks in defence companies, waging a nice proxy 
war in a distant land, is a win-win situation.
So where does this go from here..?
But the stupidity of everyone that piled in without doing even the most basic background checks will become legendary in history books. In the early days when Zelensky paraded a thunderflash "attack" on a nuclear plant as an artillery bombardment and thereby an urgent reason for NATO's immediate involvement, the Pentagon (watching from satellites) discreetly warned us not to beleive everything we were being told in the fog of war.
As of July 8th, the immediate consequences of the departure of Boris Johnson as PM are not apparent. But Germany is having an outbreak of pragmatism as various green taboos are being revisited. The attacks on ammunition and fual dumps on Russian border territiory are intensifying and very accurate - and with Boris gone, as Zelensky's most vocal and determiend supporter, the way is clearing for a compromise that ends up with Russian oil and gas again keeping the EU economy afloat. Maybe Macron will resume his cosy phone chats with Putin?
July 30th and Sky News update
 Sky News host Cory Bernardi says “everything we are told” about the Russia-Ukraine conflict should be taken “with a huge dose of salt”. Bernardi sticks his neck out and risks trial by media and various forms of "cancellation" (- as do I!)
But the West has been compromised by its own foolish reliance on Russian energy, and there is no rapid way out of the economic crisis other than giving Ukraine the weapons and suppoort to defeat Russia an humiliate Putin out of office = and pray that we don't get nuked -  and that Putin's successor has pleanty of property and financial interests in London, and the blast zone.
...work in progress
 
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